Oh I hate this bit....... I have NO idea why I'm on here (probably the same reason as everyone else)! Not always a big talker, but with a bit of persistence I can be quite friendly ;) I don't get much time to myself but when I do I can accommodate if you can travel ;)
I need a welcome distraction from my life in the form of a smiley, happy, horny man. Is that you? If so, what are you waiting for? NB ... I forgot to mention that there would also need to be some physical attraction otherwise you might just need to get me drunk enough until I did find you attractive.
time to rewrite this to avoid confusion and/or disappointment
short fat sexy (so im told! ) brunette divorcee seeks tall slim single male for friendship and fun with equal importance on both...
must be single
must be local
although not searching for anything too full on i am not looking for one offs
please note- I am not thin or toned but happy and confident in my skin
Just looking to chat at the moment.
This means I am not meeting you
That is my choice so please do not ask, there are plenty of women out there who will meet up I choose not to right now.
NOT into under 50's That's my choice to I do not have to give reasons
NOT into married men so if you are either please dont be offended when my...
Looking for someone to chat to then maybe meet up. Not looking for anything serious just some fun but not really into one night stands, or meeting up with loads of different men, just one to have regular fun with. I am getting really fed up of time wasters, so if you are not 100% genuine and interested please don't waste my time messaging me. Thanx. X
I'm looking to meet someone to laught and have fun with, lots of fun.
I am a fun loving with a sense of humor looking for like minded men.
I will try anything once & if I don't like it I will not do it again.
Married men or men who have partners need not apply I am not interested.
We are a couple looking for all sorts of fun. Have had a few experiences before and now looking to push the boat out a little further.
Tell us what you would like x
Her 32 5ft 6 medium build dark hair, Bi
him 5ft 11 medium build brown hair and straight.
We are looking for men women and couples.
If you want to to chat please write a bit...
What can I say about me? I am a fairly relaxed, sexy girl. I enjoy keeping myself fit and particularly swimming and cycling. I separated about 9 months ago. I have a busy life which leaves little time for relationships. Looking for someone (just the one) to share some special times with. I would like to meet over a coffee/drink first and build a relationship before things progress. I am...
Sugar & Spice & all things nice, that's what little girls are made of!... But Stockings & Whips & pleasure & tricks, that's what This Bad Bi*ch is made of!!... Miss Experimental dares you to entice & please me in the horniest way you know how - no holds barred!! Cum on lovers, what are you waiting for??... I'm BISEXUAL, so open to suggestions from Women, Men &/or couples! I'm...
Hi, Looking to meet a nice man for fun and maybe more.I am selective and do prefer tall (6ft and above) younger guys. xx
well being 56 just a number love going out pubs clubs love haveing fun like to meet a guy whos not to over the top like fun playing safe like guys between 35 to 50 if that ok STOP ADDING ME TO YOUR FAVOURITES IF YOU DONT CHAT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Free, single and living life to the full.
Looking for fun and excitement with no strings
Why wait for love when you can have so much more fun!
I can say I am getting bored, Friday nights and no one is around to talk! I think I need some more excitement. ..
Please do not message me asking for more pics before we talk when you haven't got one at...
Hiya, we are a straight man and a bi-curious female couple that would like to meet another lady to join us for some naughty fun as a threesome, we are in a very happy relationship with an amazing sex life and we would love to satisfy another sexy lady together. We are a genuine, discreet, professional couple that cannot accommodate but can travel and are available most evenings ...so come...
I know I don't have the figure of a catwalk model, so there's no need to tell me!
I basically want to have fun and experiment.
If you're interested send me a message, don't bother with winks.
Please note I WON'T BE INTERESTED if you:
1) Are younger than me
2) Are over the age of 38
3) Use text speak/bad grammar
4) Use the "I'd like to see more"...
OK I don't have much about me in my profile because I don't feel the desire to advertise myself in any way. I won't chat with you if you're married, happily or unhappily, because, even if we clicked you couldn't give me what I am looking for. If you're one of the many people on here who are part of the 'headless brigade' (for reasons of anonymity due to work...
flirtatious, fabulous, fun loving woman looking for a younger, energetic man to fulfil my wildest desires.
Attractive petite fun girlie seeks a handsome fit fun guy (or a descreet sexy couple) for fun and laughs
Looking to spice my life up
If you can provide the spice I will provide the sugar lol ;-)
After all that's what girls are made of (sugar and spice)
Ideally looking for a man over the age of 35, intelligent, with a wicked sense of humour.
Hope to hear from you very soon x
Easily bored (by standard), unconventional, direct, free-spirited, adventurous, beyond mint condition, voyeuristic, mature, un-british & un-prude with a healthy sensual and playful nature.... NO.MARRIED.MEN. !